Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Things that took me 50 years to learn

1. Don't waste money buying thread mills, stationary bikes or the likes. Ultimately it will become a white elephant in the house and are use to hang your clothes. Only way to slim down is to eat less and exercise more.

2.Don't delay going to Haj because the kid is facing an exam, still small or any other excuses. If you wait till they get married, you'll end up as a nanny to their kids and still cannot go to Haj. If you want to go to Haj, Just Do It.

3.If the meeting is more than one hour, the chairman is wasting everybody's time.

4.Pak Man Telo scheme or the likes will never make you rich and you will never make a fast buck.

5.Multi Level marketeers are always a hassle but will never go away. Buy the cheapest product to keep them at bay.

6. People who want to share their religious or political views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

7.The most destructive force in the universe is gossip and jealousy.

8.You should not confuse your career with your life. Start living...........

9. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think
she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

10.Never say to a woman that she's fat or obese.

11.Never envy those driving fast and flashy cars. They might be pimps or loan sharks.

12.A person, who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person.

13.Yes it's true. If it's not broken, don't fix it.

14.There is a fine line between genius and insanity. Those with high IQ's think on a different scale than the average person. They make themselves that way, through over-analyzing, internalizing everything, predictive thought patterns, unrealistic expectations of society and the people around them, and an array of other self-defeating, self-destructive thought patterns. Pray hard your boss is not one of them.

15. Never never never lick a steak knife.

16.I don't understand why people celebrate birthdays! Why would you want people to rejoice you growing a year older!

17.Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

18.Never love your spouse/kids/sibblings/parents/friends 110 percent. They are not yours and God will take them away one day.

19.Friends in need is a friend indeed.

20.Tough times never last, tough people do.

21. The Mercedes CLK sport car driver picking his nose at the traffic light might be rich, but he has no class.

22.Never argue with a traffic cop. Plead with him or get the summon.(No duit kopi O).

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